sreda, junij 29, 2005
smehoteka #26
Management Training
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.
He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief, coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, and then walks out.
Four days later the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and another bucket of manure in the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning up from the last time you were in here.
What the heck was that all about anyway?"
The Indian says, "Me in training for Executive Management job. Drink coffee, shoot the shit, and disappear for a few days.""
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.
He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief, coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, and then walks out.
Four days later the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and another bucket of manure in the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning up from the last time you were in here.
What the heck was that all about anyway?"
The Indian says, "Me in training for Executive Management job. Drink coffee, shoot the shit, and disappear for a few days.""
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